Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Inter-Way Arnival-Cay 008-2ay

I don't want my pictures with smart-ass comments to come up if anyone Googles "winter carnival 2008" hence the lame title. Here we go.

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While I was extremely disappointed that the Shriners weren't cruising around in silly little cars, it was a nice trade off to have an anthropomorphized fez instead.
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I'm not really sure what's up with having a giant, creepy, insect-like Dorothy for the Wizard Of Oz walkers (float? display? dumbasses?). Did that happen during the poppy field scene? Picture yourself in a boat on a river, tangerine trees and marmalade skies.
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Here we have permanently surprised, passive agressive Buzz Lightyear. I'm pretty sure that there was some form of dwarf bottled up inside of this costume, and that I and the people responsible for this monstrosity will probably be sued by Disney for posting surprised, passive aggressive Buzz Lightyear's picture here.
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I'd like to believe that this man is dressed up like Eric Cartman. Really I would. But individuals with this type of appearance and eating habits are such a common sight in the Adirondacks that I'm reasonably certain that this fellow just staggered out of one of the nearby swill vendors and joined the parade.
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Anorexic ninja turtles? That's not as bad as somebody dressing up like Towely. that's right Towely. As in "Anybody wanna get high?" Towely. At a family event. That's how we spell class in the tri-lakes, folks.
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The theme was "Hooray For Hollywood." I think that this person was dressed up as the kind of guy that would sneak onto a lot and hang around a starlets trailer trying to score with a celebrity back in the 60's. I took this picture, though, because so many of these people in costumes would come over and hug any kid that would let them, and as you can see with the little boy in this picture, the kids were obliging but clearly not enthused to be groped by strangers.
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My buddy Frank as Charlie Chaplin. Say, is that woman in the fur coat in the background scoring some crack?
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This was an ambitious costume. Not only did they make a Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man costume, but they chose to make it of the exact moment in Ghostbusters when the proton packs had him pretty well melted just prior to exploding.
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I think this is Slimer. Although I once had a nightmare that took place in a BDSM dungeon (don't ask) and there were people that looked like this running around.
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This year's ice palace. It was the biggest they had constructed in the four year's we've been here, but sadly, no frozen pike this year.
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I've been telling myself for the last two weeks that this is really a picture I took of the fortress of solitude, and not just a worm's-eye-view of the pyramid out front.
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Yeah, Connor wouldn't look at the camera.

Winter Carnival also means time for the annual Snow Rugby game. Which is fun. Ish.

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That's how you do that. That is how you do that. (Notice the Carnival Queen - or three wise men - or whatever the hell that is, at the top pf the picture?)
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Tackling and getting tackled, or otherwise winding up in the cold, cold snow really sucked.
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Cindy thinks that it looks like I'm checking out this ladies boobs. I think that the reality is that I'm getting ready to blow a snot-rocket, but it's awesome that I'm married to a lovely lady that's cool enough to make a joke like that!

I'd like to end by ranting about how shitty and far behind the times Blogger and especially Flickr have become. If I drag and drop photos, it makes any kind of formatting, order, or coherence impossible. And at Flickr, I have to click on a pic, see different sizes, maybe pick a different size (lately, always pick a different size - maybe I need to adjust that), then copy and paste. Why can't they just give "embed" as an option with the picture in my photostream, kind of like YouTube does with a video as soon as you click it? Rant rant.

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

IO

Edit: Link fixed?

I have been championing the merits of this commercial to Cindy for months.

I can't decide if it's the earnestness that all of the actors exhibit, the fact that it must have near MTV level production costs, or what (being catchy doesn't hurt, either), but I think it's probably about the best commercial I've ever seen. And now that it's been YouTubed, I can share it with the rest of you (or maybe it plays in Seattle now, too, I wouldn't know - I think I've only seen it on our "local" NYC channel back here).

Also, check this out.

More to follow...

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Just Look At The Pictures, And Shut Yer Frikkin' Pie Hole!

But first, Bryan and James, read this and then literally laugh out loud once you get to the guys name. Don't forget to read the comments, either.

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Don't waste your time with it if it's only Regular Lucky Elephant strength. Spend the extra $0.07 and upgrade to the SUPER Lucky Elephant strength rice.

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I've got some video of the little whippersnapper at bath-time too, but I'm hesitant to YouTube it as it's probably got little kid's bidness on it and I don't need to have the cops knocking on my door for some stuff like that...

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Connor, too, is a big fan of personal hygiene. I think that this is his favorite past-time right now. He's always telling me he needs to clip his nails. Gee-Whiz.

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He's also growing up too damn fast. I think that this was probably about the last time he'll wear footed pajamas. It's really a weird thing for me to talk to him sometimes when it seems like just yesterday the doctors were pulling him out of my wife.

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This picture should make my dad proud. I really nee to figure out my camera settings - I think that a few of these pictures are grainy because I had the film speed cranked way up so that pictures of Connor and Ethan didn't come out as multi-colored blurs.

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I didn't realize how blurry this thing was until I viewed it full size just now. Anyhow, after a trip to Sam's club, we came into the kitchen and saw that a house had been built there. I have no idea why a bottle of brown liquor got incorporated into the architecture.

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How does he get off looking so innocent like that. Some nerve!

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We've had some fun weather this winter. We had a huge thaw in January. A week or so ago we had an ice storm that left everything encased in ice and also made my drive to and from work a whole lot of fun.

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We've also got lots of snow, but it's all good. As you can see, Connor keeps the driveway shoveled for me.

I'm getting bored with digging out of order pictures off of Flickr. But hey, gang, next time I'm on the internets, I'll throw out my own SARANAC LAKE WINTER CARNIVAL™© experiences, with pictures.

In the meantime, anybody who isn't offended by profanity, and does get a big kick out of angry people with Boston accents, should watch this:




Way to go, there, blogger, way to screw up the formatting in the last paragraph there so that I look like a moron.

Thursday, February 07, 2008

Moonwalker



Ethan doing what any kid does when there's a nice stretch of ice around. I'd really love to be able to edit this so that instead of the car you hear "Beat It" playing while he's dancing. Also and unfortunately, titling this video the way that I did brings it up along with figure skating videos. Great.

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Something Short

I've got many pictures, and a few videos, but I'm feeling lazy so I won't Flickr or YouTube until tomorrow...Or maybe Thursday when I actually have an appointment on the books and will therefore be at a computer for most of the day.

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Three weeks or so ago, Cindy and I actually got to get out of the house and away from the kids for a few hours, to go to the Full Moon Cross Country Ski Party. We rendezvoused with my buddy Frank first, shown here in his best sleaze-peddler pose. I left this baby blown up full size so anyone who chances upon it can bask in the awesomeness.
now that's a big pecker
There's an unwritten rule (just kidding, but not really) that anyone who stops by Frank's place is supposed to be photographed wearing the chicken mask. Here's me. Buck buck buck buck. It think that it kind of looks like I'm at some creepy costume disco.
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The full moon party. How I managed to date/marry above my numerical rank is still a mystery to me.
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Yeah. he just looks like he's sorry that he keeps us up half the night screaming and squawking.
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It's nice that, even in the middle of a Northern New York winter Cindy still has a nice olive complexion. Because it's not like it makes the boys and all look even paler in comparison or anything.

Monday, January 28, 2008

Bears!

Higher res-pictures fill up the Flickr account quicker, don't they precious.

I'll come back soon when I figure out how to blog from the Shutterfly account, or I get around to uploading something to YouTube (one of the videos I have is Desmond being funny in the bath, and even though I tried my hardest to shoot only from the waist up, I want to preview and make sure that there's no little kid wiener featured before I upload it).

Anyhow, check this out.

Friday, January 18, 2008

Reee-owr-KaPush-Buurrrnggg!

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Connor shows us that extreme close-up makes anyone look 32X handsome.
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Blue Steel!
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Yeah, you...play with that...pink tent and pony...yay. (It was actually a nice break from rocket ships, hand cannons, and the constant brshhh-keaoooooo-raaaahhhh noises heard around the house).
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How in the hell did a naked mole rat like myself aid in creating such handsome boys?
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Chocolate donut? Check. Going to the grocery store is only possible with a bribe.
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These are all at the Paul Smiths VIC - it was a nice day for an outing. Some of these pictures are a bit grainy and washed out because the battery was about taxed, and the sun was really glare-y bouncing off the snow like that. If you want to see some fat squirells, though. Man. Get yourself to the VIC.
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The young master spends a few minutes reflecting on a life well lived.


My surrealist masterpiece "Kid Under A Blanket." Watch it with the sound off, or better yet some avant garde jazz playing for the full affect.

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Rocket Man!

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time...till we ever see awesome on the same level as Bill Shatner was in the 70's...

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Okay, Okay, Okay

I should probably be connecting a computer to the wall right now instead, but my brain kind of hurts from the last few work days so I'll do this. It's been awhile - especially since I've put some new personal photos out there. There are more pictures than I will get around to posting here in my Flickr account, so anyone who cares can click on a pic to see them if they want. Now that I've got some video access, I'm going to look for a way to bore everyone with family videos in the near future as well...

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I find it's always nice to start things out with some meat. After four autumns spent out in the cold I finally got some venison this year. Venison ribs cooked over an apple-wood fire taste like bacon - I highly recommend.
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That's right. the squirt does a pretty good job of scootin' around now - and can stand up when supported well enough to really get into things. We ended up buying some Extend'O-Matic™ gates that cover both entrances to the living room and keep him pretty well corralled. Keeps thehurricane somewhat confined as well.
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No idea about the pose, but he's got new snow clothes. Connor and sledding are a hilarious match - he loves it, but he buries his head before take off and doesn't look up the entire run down the hill - not to mention how crazy it looks to see a little elf body flying down the hill (he likes it! - Don't think we make him do it!).
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The back yard, 5 days, 2 feet of snow, and about 60°F ago...
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Today, deck at work, icy lake - and 50°F outside. Snow's going to be gone tomorrow, and back on Thursday or Friday. I don't mind the cold - but I do like it to stay cold and snowy if that's how it's going to be.
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Close up...red eye reduction looks much nicer when the picture's smaller!
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The Hulk?
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Here we go - Christmas morning, chocolate on the face.
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Between those three shots, there's got to be a good picture of all of 'em somewhere! Except for maybe the pizza face factor.
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Christmas eve - he didn't quite make it through all the last minute wrapping before nodding off!
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The choo-choo that invades our living room. It's kind of a cool toy, but it grows so freaking much each year! By Christmas '09 we should be able to snake track all throughout the house.
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There's always at least one pulling a funny face...

I think I've got a few more recent images floating around somewhere that I'll try to post sometime as well, someday!

Monday, December 17, 2007

For What It's Worth.

For some reason, this stuck with me after I'd seen it as a kid. Hearing the Buffalo Springfield original on the ride in to work this morning reminded me that with the technological marvel that is the internets, it was probably available for my viewing pleasure somewhere.