This Guy Has A Tiger's Face On His Bass Drum

How is it that this musician didn't become a household name after releasing this video? It boggles the mind.

Halloween In January

That's right, *TWO* Batmans and a Robin (after a short conversation with a coworker, it was decided that in cases such as this it is "Batmans" and not "Batmen." Batmen would just be stupid) and some lady we met at Tupper Lake's last remaining disco.


I was only going to post the picture of the kids, then I decided to post this one as a means to explain what kind of an area that Cindy and I live in. I dressed up as a pregnant woman for our improptu "lets go eat sushi and go to one of Lake Placid's terrible night clubs" halloween celebration. Not one, but two different drunk men (both of whom had their "mate" present) suggested they'd like to take me home to perform unspeakable acts upon me. Now I know I'm pretty, but...Sorry, I just threw up in my mouth a little bit thinking about it.

I really need to put a few of the pictures I've flickred in the last two or three months up here...

Heard (Of) But Not Seen

Being a (mediocre) musician myself, there's always a few bands that I hear a lot about but may not "experience" for myself, for whatever reason. Usually I just don't want to shell out $12-20 for a CD that might suck. So when someone jogged my memory as to the existence of this singer/band, I had to look it up on YouTube and I am glad that I did. I don't think that I'll check out any more of their stuff, but upon repeat viewings, this video brings a big smile to my face every time. Why, you ask?

1. There's a middle aged Danish guy in kabuki make-up
2. Rampant, ridiculous "devil worship" that's usually reserved for the Trapper-Keeper of an angsty, metal-head 14-year-old
3. Vocals that go from falsetto to cookie monster faster'n you can blink
4. Dueling guitar leads
5. Best of all...HE'S SINGING ABOUT HIS F&!%$#*G GRANDMA!

King Crimson (That's the name of our Danish friend, and this band, but he also sings for "Mercyful Fate," I think) - "Welcome Home"

Listen to that first falsetto shriek, and laugh you ass off!

The MacGyver Punch