Endless Repeat

If you haven't seen this take the time (there's about a dozen f-bombs, so turn the speakers down if you're at work). Parts of it have been playing through my head all day "F***in' magnets, how do they work?"


Just trust me - I wouldn't expose anyone to ICP if it wasn't worth the payoff.

Also, this.

Miller Lyte? Really?

Rooster McConaughey? Guys name is "Rooster?" Named his kids Miller Lyte and Margarita Olympia? Makes naked bongo-playing look sane in comparison.

This Guy

He's as cool in real life as he is on TV. Apparently.

Follow This

For the most part I detest Twitter, but I'm going to try my hardest to follow this...

I'm With Coco

I gotta admit, I stopped watching Conan when he took over "The Tonight Show." It just kind of seemed like he was comedically neutered by the move. But since he's been given his walking papers, his old style of comedy has reared it's hilarious head. I'm happy he's back to form, but where will he land that we'll get to enjoy it?

Example:


where's the Canadian masturbating bear been during all of this?

Thank You, Internets

It's no MacGyver Punch, but it still makes me laugh after many repeat viewings...

Kids Show

I wish this is what was on in the morning. Instead I have to listen to some Canadian Kid Show garbage while I eat my cheerios.

It's True, Too.

Funny and true.

The Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins

If this song isn't played while the credit's roll whenever Peter Jackson gets around to finally filming The Hobbit, I swear to God I'll cut somebody.

Cantankery!

As in, the act of being cantankerous. If cantankery's not a real word, it damn well should be. Anyhow, this is what I'm getting at.

Hello, Dr. Chevalier

Who's my new favorite (fictitious) author?

This guy.



BTW - I have a new pet peeve. It seems recently that the word "fictional" has come into vogue (as in I don't remember seeing it too often prior to the last 6 months or year) to describe a person place or thing that someone has made up. I.E. "If you read it on the internet, it's probably fictional." The problem is, even though I looked it up and it is a real word, it sounds effing stupid and I hate it. Can we all go back to using the word "fictitious," please?

Follow It Up With This

This Needs Absolutely No Explanation or Translation

Ha ha!

The funniest thing about this picture is the approving and amused look on Sarkozy's face.

Wonder if our man B.O. will be sleeping on the couch anytime soon.

Some Birds And Some Laughs

I need to put more stuff from the photostream up here. One of the rare nice days we had this spring brought some Cedar Waxwings into the yard, to eat the no-good Japanese Beatles that congregate in, and ruin, the apple blossoms. I think these little guys look awesome:






And, on a completely unrelated note, Dennis Leary is still funny. All I'd heard from him lately is "9/11 was an inside job, blah blah blah." But damn did the last part of this interview crack me up.

Here's a picture of a bookshelf I built. I need to build about three more, now, when I have free time, which is never.

Yep.

See what I mean about him really being musically talented even though he doesn't sing so well?

Laugh

Will Forte's face at the end of this cracks me up.


I've spent a lot of time over the last week or two hand-writing some things for the lab - I find that I just can't formulate things into a word processor the way I can with a pen and paper. What surprises me is that considering I spent 20+ writing for hours every day in school, my wrist starts to ache after about ten minutes now. I'm not a pussy, though, so no icing at work...

God Bless You, Adam West

The guy is a national treasure. And if he really did get ripped off in Madoff's ponzi scheme, I'd send him $20.

Batman Garage Sale with Adam West from Adam West

Shocking.

But not really. At all. Anyone who's even driven through Yakima will find this 100% believable, and even worse, can probably sympathize with the teacher involved (although I don't think many of us would excuse her).

All The People Clapping.

Do they realize that this kid is speaking jibberish? Are they so used to hearing things like this that they can assign some kind of meaning to it even when it's being spouted by someone who still relieves himself in his pants?