Could It Be True?

Could Metallica rule again? This video may be evidence:

"All Nightmare Long"

Here's why

1. A concept video...Featuring Zombies, which...
2. Spares us from looking at a bunch of balding, snarling middle-aged guys with beer guts making the "El Diablo" hand sign at every possible opportunity
3. An album track that's been stretched out to 8+ minutes of prog-metal goodness so that the zombie thing can play out
4. You'll never look at a damn steak the same way after watching this
5. Russians!
6. Robots!
   
7. The nod to Ralph Bakshi (whose movies mostly sucked - but they approximate the look of some scenes from "Wizards" which was a pretty killer movie for a teenage geek)
8. There's no way this'll play on MTV (if MTV still plays videos, ever - I wouldn't know) what with all the re-animated headless corpses running around in darkened hallways an all
   

I really haven't heard much of this album - anyone got a verdict. That song that they play on the radio didn't sell me. It sounds kind of like good Metallica until that piece of shit solo kicks in, then I'm over it. So Bryan, James, anyone else heard anything?

Am I going to be sued or murdered by Lars Ulrich for posting something that was on YouTube?