Wha? Who Come's Up With This Stuff?

Here's something to ponder. Over at this site, you can have your blog "rated" movie style (nod to Pete). Here's mine:

NC-17. Really? Is that from all the titty pictures I constantly post? Or all of the gory pictures of Mafia hits I constantly paste into the front page? No. Here's why:

• shit (7x)
• hell (5x)
• ass (4x)
• shitty (2x)
• crappy (1x)

That's 19 "swears." I've got 214 posts (before this one). That's less that one "swear" (sorry, "crappy?" "ass?" I hear worse than that on daytime TV) for every ten times that I slap some of my meandering aimlessness up here. 0.088785047 "swears" per post. Good job, internet quiz guy.

Funny, funny, prudes of the world...