Wednesday, April 29, 2009
God Bless You, Adam West
The guy is a national treasure. And if he really did get ripped off in Madoff's ponzi scheme, I'd send him $20.
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Bass In Yo Face
One of my buddies here at work hooked me up with a bass guitar, so I went to the internet - the source of all things wholesome and factual™ - for some guidance on how to get started. I just wanted a few beginner tips (although I have to admit I'm enjoying taking what I know about guitar, combining it with what I *think* I know from bass players - which is basically how to move your shoulders and head rhythmically - and coming up with bass lines in complete naivete), so I checked out YouTube, and after viewing a few lessons, I found Superfly here blowing my f%$&*@# mind with down-low funky saintliness. Enjoy.
Friday, April 24, 2009
Talkin' Out Of His Ass, Again.
There's so much wrong with this. I won't go into my opinions (I'm a science-type-person, you can probably guess what they would be). But if any of the two or three people who ever read this sumbitchin' blog of mine want to discuss, leave comments.
Labels:
Fever Dreams,
Pretentious Idiots,
Rant,
terrible
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Shocking.
But not really. At all. Anyone who's even driven through Yakima will find this 100% believable, and even worse, can probably sympathize with the teacher involved (although I don't think many of us would excuse her).
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
All The People Clapping.
Do they realize that this kid is speaking jibberish? Are they so used to hearing things like this that they can assign some kind of meaning to it even when it's being spouted by someone who still relieves himself in his pants?
Labels:
Fever Dreams,
funny,
lack-of-teeth,
Wierdness
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
You Know...
...I hope we can all agree anyway. Tracy Morgan is brilliant on "30 Rock." But. Some of the shit he used to do (read "get away with") on SNL was all that and so much more.
Monday, April 20, 2009
Friday, April 17, 2009
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Another Pro-Joe Promo
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Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Drama
As in "Drama Club." The boy was a prince. Here is the video. If we figure out how to get video off of the video camera, I'll throw some higher quality stuff up here.
Friday, April 10, 2009
Funny the Things You Remember Sometimes
The other day, for some reason, the memory of something that I *thought* I remembered, maybe, seeing as a kid (I think it was in pre-school, so quite a while ago, back where the memories are kind of fuzzy) but wasn't really sure if it ever really existed at all, popped into my head for some unknown reason. Due to the miracles of the intartubes, I was able to find out that, yes, indeed, it was real and it's available on the YouTube. Here, for your viewing pleasure, via someone else's work, I present this piece of $#!%..."Hardware Wars."
Question: Did people in the late 70's/early 80's mostly look as goofy as these fools, or was this just made by particularly goofy looking people?
Question: Did people in the late 70's/early 80's mostly look as goofy as these fools, or was this just made by particularly goofy looking people?
Wednesday, April 08, 2009
Respect.
Metallica have taken a lot of flack over the last ten years or so for their uneven musical direction, inability to adapt to the digital age and really, really, drama queenish infighting, and probably some other things that I'm forgetting. But. A bunch of guys in their fifties that can still bring it like this deserve your respect:
I also saw a pretty great video of Jeff Beck and Jimmy Page performing "Beck's Bolero" and Immigrant Song" that's worth looking up.
I also saw a pretty great video of Jeff Beck and Jimmy Page performing "Beck's Bolero" and Immigrant Song" that's worth looking up.
Friday, April 03, 2009
Damn.
Can someone who's got the Cartoon Network look up when this is going to be on and record it for me, please?
Because I always was a little bit irritated that a solid three minutes of each episode was devoted to the Joes and Cobras firing guns (and knives, swords, harpoons, shurikens, animals, bombs, missiles, you name it) at each other, and yet there was nary a casualty to be seen.
Because I always was a little bit irritated that a solid three minutes of each episode was devoted to the Joes and Cobras firing guns (and knives, swords, harpoons, shurikens, animals, bombs, missiles, you name it) at each other, and yet there was nary a casualty to be seen.
Thursday, April 02, 2009
I'm Tryin'. Really I Am.
Does anyone else remember this dude? He used to come on Sesame Street or the Electric Company or some such once in a while when I was a kid, and I always felt kind of uncomfortable looking at him. I think it had more to do with it being a skinny guy in a body-hugging leotard who would move around in unflattering ways than it had to do with his little body-stocking displaying his organs. I wonder if he's related to Steve Guttenberg? that would probably be a good internet rumor to start :Slim Goodbody is the Gute's older brother. Try that on for size.
I really have been meaning to write some stuff here more often like I was there for a while, but my schedule's still been kind of wonky, not to mention a few other variables that have kept me from sitting zombie-like in front of computer monitor or two. Not to mention I took last week off to putter around in the shop and enjoy the peace and quiet.
Anyhow, I'm trying to keep up with splashing every last humorous, vulgar, witty, silly, disrespectful, and otherwise worthless piece of flotsam and jetsam that strikes my fancy from the far reaches of the internet, so others can laugh at my poor taste in entertainment.
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